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nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif.

nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

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lolsofunny: niknak79: That's how i see a banana (lol here!)

lolsofunny:

niknak79:

That's how i see a banana

(lol here!)

welcometointensivecare: asperfectasharmony: a-weeping-angel-jus...

welcometointensivecare:

asperfectasharmony:

a-weeping-angel-just:

doctor scary face

princess beyonce butt.

super dork privilege

slutty mc beyonce bitch

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jakeenglish: jakeenglish: My mom mixed two half empty dish...

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

"Jenna–Louise has done brilliantly well. She's kind, charming,...

"Jenna–Louise has done brilliantly well. She's kind, charming, thoroughly prepared and very brave as an actress." – Matt Smith

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bemusedlybespectacled: bokunohime: maniclaughter: illhavenumb...

bemusedlybespectacled:

bokunohime:

maniclaughter:

illhavenumberthinplease:

yoga-body:

00eyecandy:

UGH WHY CAN'T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

Because just like Rapunzel, you aren't looking at them when they do.

^you my friend have just opened my eyes

#dear everyone who thinks no one notices them

guys this is off topic and i don't want to be ~that person~ but

No, be that person. BE THAT PERSON.

darebearcrisss: klainesmarried: "hello yes i'd like to recruit somebody for the next disney...

darebearcrisss:

klainesmarried:

"hello yes i'd like to recruit somebody for the next disney prince"

He could be the first disney prince who is shorter than the princess

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1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What's your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
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9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
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13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
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34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
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Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
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